I will soon straddle a mechanical bull in the hopes of making a difference.
Cowboy Up, Jeff.
I have never ridden a bull, but mechanical bull experts say it's harder to ride the mechanical variety than the real thing. Sounds like a lot of bull, but mechanical bull riders swear the real bull gives away his moves with his head, and since the mechanical variety is headless, well, you don't know where it's going. Great. I will fall hard for sure, but I am willing to do it over and over again.
I am attempting to raise $1,500 to help Multiple Sclerosis, and I need your help.
Want to see me bucked off and embarrassed? Please donate here.
If you need more motivation, how about this: I am a fervent KSU fan, and if you want to see me totally embarrassed then donate money and an XL T-shirt and I will wear your college colors while getting bucked off, live on TV. If I have to wear KU colors, I hope I get bucked off right away!
Need more motivation? I am a Denver Broncos fan! In Kansas City! That should be worth a few bucks in someone forcing me to wear a Chiefs jersey. Need more? I am Detroit Red Wings fan in Blues country!
If I am going to embarass myself, I might as well go all the way!